Terms of Use

Draft, not reviewed by a lawyer. Last updated September 27, 2026.

The short version

Player Pizza (player.pizza) is a small web game run by Brian Ball. Play nice, don't cheat, and we'll keep the ovens on.

Playing

• Anyone can play for free. Scores are shown on a public board with the name you type.
• Don't use names that are hateful, pretend to be someone else, or break the law. We can remove names, scores or accounts that do.
• Cheating (editing scores, bots, scripting) gets scores removed. Passes aren't refunded for cheating.

Passes

• Passes cost $1 (day), $5 (week) or $10 (month). They're one-time payments, not subscriptions. Nothing renews by itself.
• A pass starts when payment goes through. Buying another while one is active adds time to the end.
• Payments are handled by Stripe. We never see your full card number.
• Refunds: if something went wrong, email hello@player.pizza within 14 days and we'll make it right.
• Passes are for fun and have no cash value. There are no cash prizes.

Franchises

Opening a franchise is free. See the Franchise terms.

Changes and the fine print

• The game is provided as-is. It may be down sometimes, change, or end. If we shut down, we'll refund the unused part of any active paid pass.
• We may update these terms. The date below changes when we do.
• Questions: contact us.